sloppy seconds...

[ihy]

Imagine being the boyfriend/husband of the secretary knowing that John Prescott had been shagging her...

I'd be absolutely mortified - reasons why below.

sex god?

Entering the World Gurning championships

and finally...

Mr toad if you please

I know that power is meant to be an aphrodisiac but surely NO amount of inebriation would be a good enough excuse!