Fun with Food-Service
Tonight, after all our VERY RIGOROUS Butt-Sitting, HotRod and I got motivated and decided to go get some food (we coulda eaten here, except we haven't gotten motivated as yet to go to the grocery, and are pretty much down to popcorn and frozen quail (don't ask)).
So we went off in search of some dinner and wound up at a steak-house chain. We felt badly 'cos we had poked around waiting to hear back from a friend about grabbing a bite, so we walked in the door at five minutes 'til closing. The hostess wasn't all that thrilled ("Are you still seating?" "*heaves sigh* For four more minutes..."), but our waiter was pleasant, and we immediately apologised for being so late to come in and be "that table." He was nice and made all the appropriate noises about "Oh, no problem!" etc.
We ordered our drinks and when he came back with my O'Doul's, he said something under his breath about having hte label face me, and I said "Oh, don't worry about it, I'm picking it up in about five seconds anyhow." And he chuckled and said "Oh, no, we have to make sure to do it properly or we get spanked. [pause] Not that that's a bad thing. [pause] [rushing on] Except, for some people, I guess it is. [trails off] I'm sorry. Never mind. I don't know where that came from."
HotRod and I smile and say "Oh, don't worry about it..." And he keeps talking, trying to undo it, but really all that happened was he just kept making it more clear that he was in the lifestyle, and we just kept smiling and nodding and saying "No, really, it's not a big deal. No, really."
*cracks up*
How often have you gone to dinner and had your server blurt out things like that? I mean, I've been to a lot of restaurants in my time, and I've never had a server tell me he likes to be spanked. *giggles*
Ahhh... Good times.
So we went off in search of some dinner and wound up at a steak-house chain. We felt badly 'cos we had poked around waiting to hear back from a friend about grabbing a bite, so we walked in the door at five minutes 'til closing. The hostess wasn't all that thrilled ("Are you still seating?" "*heaves sigh* For four more minutes..."), but our waiter was pleasant, and we immediately apologised for being so late to come in and be "that table." He was nice and made all the appropriate noises about "Oh, no problem!" etc.
We ordered our drinks and when he came back with my O'Doul's, he said something under his breath about having hte label face me, and I said "Oh, don't worry about it, I'm picking it up in about five seconds anyhow." And he chuckled and said "Oh, no, we have to make sure to do it properly or we get spanked. [pause] Not that that's a bad thing. [pause] [rushing on] Except, for some people, I guess it is. [trails off] I'm sorry. Never mind. I don't know where that came from."
HotRod and I smile and say "Oh, don't worry about it..." And he keeps talking, trying to undo it, but really all that happened was he just kept making it more clear that he was in the lifestyle, and we just kept smiling and nodding and saying "No, really, it's not a big deal. No, really."
*cracks up*
How often have you gone to dinner and had your server blurt out things like that? I mean, I've been to a lot of restaurants in my time, and I've never had a server tell me he likes to be spanked. *giggles*
Ahhh... Good times.