News for a LoveThursday
*cracks up*
OK, so here's some fun stuff for y'all:
1) "HPV? Whatever. So it causes cervical cancer - whooptyshit.... Wait, it can cause cancer in men too? THIS IS VERY BAD" Hurrah for the continued ghettoization of women's medicine. I wonder how much faster they'll make the vaccine more readily available now?
2) So my pal Scooter/ Cage writes this column called "Eye On Adult" - he's a pretty witty fucking guy, so I like to take a look at his stuff when I have a few minutes. Today's bee in his bonnet was about a Very Serious Problem we are all facing but none of us know about. Only a man could think chicks getting off is a problem. It's such a problematic epidemic that NO ONE'S heard of it. Did you know there was such a thing as premature female orgasm? Yeh, me either. At any rate, here's Scooter's column on this pervasive threat. As msanborn noted: "This has to be so guys who take Viagra can pound away with impunity until their peckers go soft." (I may have paraphrased slightly, but you get the idea). And you may note that Tits McGee was quoted *laugh* Apparently, she's "luminary." Who knew?! :P I personally liked dj_spider's observation that *phew!* 's a good thing that whole AIDS thing is all taken care of!
3) Meanwhile, back at the ranch, HotRod and I were slated to go check out 28 Weeks Later, but when we got there, we were told they weren't seating yet, but they'd let us know. So we went out front and smoked cigarettes and played with the little pencils and had a good time, there, on the Group W bench... Until some guy came out and sed "Whoops... 's all full up." So they gave us free passes to anything else playing (nothing much - and we totally didn't want to wait another hour until something came up). We ended up watching Vacancy, which was as good as you'd expect it to be considering it was directed by a guy named (no lie) Nimrod. So whenever you watch some shitty movie, and you ask yourself "What Nimrod made this scheize?" ... Well, it could have been the very same one.
And as for LoveThursday: Well, I think it's pretty clear that since HotRod puts up with all of this PLUS me lookin' like Gidget Gone Bad, and still sticks around? That's pretty much my love attack, right there. *squish*
OK, so here's some fun stuff for y'all:
1) "HPV? Whatever. So it causes cervical cancer - whooptyshit.... Wait, it can cause cancer in men too? THIS IS VERY BAD" Hurrah for the continued ghettoization of women's medicine. I wonder how much faster they'll make the vaccine more readily available now?
2) So my pal Scooter/ Cage writes this column called "Eye On Adult" - he's a pretty witty fucking guy, so I like to take a look at his stuff when I have a few minutes. Today's bee in his bonnet was about a Very Serious Problem we are all facing but none of us know about. Only a man could think chicks getting off is a problem. It's such a problematic epidemic that NO ONE'S heard of it. Did you know there was such a thing as premature female orgasm? Yeh, me either. At any rate, here's Scooter's column on this pervasive threat. As msanborn noted: "This has to be so guys who take Viagra can pound away with impunity until their peckers go soft." (I may have paraphrased slightly, but you get the idea). And you may note that Tits McGee was quoted *laugh* Apparently, she's "luminary." Who knew?! :P I personally liked dj_spider's observation that *phew!* 's a good thing that whole AIDS thing is all taken care of!
3) Meanwhile, back at the ranch, HotRod and I were slated to go check out 28 Weeks Later, but when we got there, we were told they weren't seating yet, but they'd let us know. So we went out front and smoked cigarettes and played with the little pencils and had a good time, there, on the Group W bench... Until some guy came out and sed "Whoops... 's all full up." So they gave us free passes to anything else playing (nothing much - and we totally didn't want to wait another hour until something came up). We ended up watching Vacancy, which was as good as you'd expect it to be considering it was directed by a guy named (no lie) Nimrod. So whenever you watch some shitty movie, and you ask yourself "What Nimrod made this scheize?" ... Well, it could have been the very same one.
And as for LoveThursday: Well, I think it's pretty clear that since HotRod puts up with all of this PLUS me lookin' like Gidget Gone Bad, and still sticks around? That's pretty much my love attack, right there. *squish*