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[ihu_all]

SKFHSDKJFHSDF YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK. SICK I AM NEVER GOING TO A PLACE LIKE THAT AGAIN. I DON'T CARE IF I'M A SLAVE FOR MY ENTIRE FREAKING LIFETIME, THAT BUILDING SHOULD BE BURNED TO THE GROUND.

ANYWAY. I'm done with the stupid slave thing. Finally. I guess SOME of it was useful, but most of it was just ANNOYING. So I can make about a hundred

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[mypoormistress]

Soup is delicious. My poor mistress loved soup. Sandwiches are for mudbloods and filthy blood traitors.

[ihu_all]

Soup's okay. What are you talking about?

[mypoormistress]

YOUR FILTHY MUDBLOOD FATHER!!!! Oh my poor mistress. If she knew what mudbloods and traitor filth were out in public.

[ihu_all]

You know my dad?

[mypoormistress]

FILTHY MUDBLOOD!!!! UNHAND POOR KREACHER!!!

[ihu_all]

KJSHDFKJH I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING YOU, YOU IDIOT!

[mypoormistress]

ASSAAAAAAAAAAAULT!!!!!!!!!

[ihu_all]

KASJDHFGSKJFHLKSJDFKJASHFKJFH WE'RE ON COMPUTERS!

[favouredson]

Er. Hello. Apologies for his behaviour. I'm not even sure where he got the laptop in the first place; it's nothing I gave him.

At any rate, I'm Regulus Black, and I'll see what I can do about getting him to leave you alone.

[ihu_all]

Are you related to Sirius.

[favouredson]

That all depends. Not if he owes you money, took advantage of your sister, insulted your grooming habits, or any of the like.

[ihu_all]

No, he's just annoying. I didn't know he had a brother.

[favouredson]

The stories of my death have been greatly exaggerated. But yeah. He and I don't get on well, so he probably didn't exactly advertise that I existed.

[ihu_all]

You're dead?

[favouredson]

No, but my canon thinks I am.

[ihu_all]

Your what?