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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I bought porn for adream_catcher (10 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, roxysurfer3303 (-5000 points). Last week I put gum in scabby_gabby's hair (-12 points). In June I gave theamazingzoie a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4008 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ihopeudancewme