Thank you to the person who noticed I haven't updated in a while
So, I haven't updated in forever. Why? Well, I'm a BORING person! But, I do have an idea that I would like to launch to the people that actually read my boring journal. I have an idea for a new fiction. It's going to be a mini-novel (what are those called again?). It' going to be called _Pipel_ which was sorta like a young Jewish servant to a German soldier during the Holocaust and their forming sexual relationship. Anyone game?
Oh, and my boss is an asshole! He's the top person on my list of people who can suck it. I cut my fingertip clean off with a razor blade cutting cardboard one night and I had to go to the emergency room. Workman's comp anyone? Well, he came in one day and said to me very sarcastically, "Do YOU know how much you're costing ME by PLAYING around with a razor blade?" Okay, they didn't do anything to me because the skin was so flimsy, they couldn't do anything with it. So I don't have a finger tip right now. They pretty much put a penis looking gauze on it and sent me on my way. Well, that pissed me off, so I said, "If it's too much for you, you can send the five dollar bill my way. Not that big of a deal." Okay, Whiskey Voice from to much cigs and alchy got all pissed off because NO ONE ever talks back to him. He hates me cause I have the balls to do it (I'm a chick and mine are bigger than his with his size 00 shoes). Anyway, he goes off on this rant because I said that and when he gets done (I was counting a till at the moment) I say, "Oh, could you repeat that, I was too busy doing my job to pay attention to you." And walk off. He tried to get the district manager on me, but he got penalized instead for saying that because two employees (including a co-manager) and three customers were standing there. How's THAT for "suck it leather skin man."
Oh, and I just took this totally funny meme.
Oh, and my boss is an asshole! He's the top person on my list of people who can suck it. I cut my fingertip clean off with a razor blade cutting cardboard one night and I had to go to the emergency room. Workman's comp anyone? Well, he came in one day and said to me very sarcastically, "Do YOU know how much you're costing ME by PLAYING around with a razor blade?" Okay, they didn't do anything to me because the skin was so flimsy, they couldn't do anything with it. So I don't have a finger tip right now. They pretty much put a penis looking gauze on it and sent me on my way. Well, that pissed me off, so I said, "If it's too much for you, you can send the five dollar bill my way. Not that big of a deal." Okay, Whiskey Voice from to much cigs and alchy got all pissed off because NO ONE ever talks back to him. He hates me cause I have the balls to do it (I'm a chick and mine are bigger than his with his size 00 shoes). Anyway, he goes off on this rant because I said that and when he gets done (I was counting a till at the moment) I say, "Oh, could you repeat that, I was too busy doing my job to pay attention to you." And walk off. He tried to get the district manager on me, but he got penalized instead for saying that because two employees (including a co-manager) and three customers were standing there. How's THAT for "suck it leather skin man."
Oh, and I just took this totally funny meme.