bored horror crap
Happy new year! Yea i feel like i haven't done shit since I've been back, like nothing. All I have done is worn out my mattress, just layed around till the wee hours watching movies and tv and crap, i will make a list for myself because i may forget like i did with Halloween, also I'm a bit drunk so don't get weird if shit's misspelled or doesn't make since, plus no one reads this shit anyway so here:
Return to Sleep Away Camp- lame, fucking lame, except for the last 5 minutes. the rest was fucking stupid! The original will always be the best!
Psycho (original): very nice, makes me reiterate that shit shouldn't be remade, if a B&W movie can still make you creeped out then they are still relevant, fuck the new shit!
Puppet Master 1 and 2: Good in a BeetleJuice kind of way. The second one was a bit better then the first because it was more wacky which usually sucks, but for this franchise, worked well.
The Innocents (1961): sucked donkey balls! It was on many top horror flick lists but for me was just lame. But then again I'm not a big fan of Ghost/Possession flicks.
Jaws (2nd viewing): fucking great!!! Classic!
The Mutilator: Cheesy theme song like Caddy Shack, but still my vote for one of the best slashers of all time. The fish hook scene alone was worth watching it!
The Prowler: Very Nice! I especially like the Boston-esque band at the dance.
Halloween (2nd viewing): Good, but a bit over rated. I'm still a fan of the slashers that came after.
Curtains: Ehh, part's were okay and part's sucked ass. A very low blood movie, a little creepy at times but could fade a way real easy, though I liked the ending. From the guys that made My Bloody Valentine, and the later was way better.
Phantasm: Sucked ass! Half the time you're wondering what's going on, and i know it was a dream but still, it was gay! The only thing this movie had going for it was the theme song which was a cross between the exorcist theme and the child's play theme.
August Underground Mortum: FUCKING AWFUL!!! this movie was so stupid, it wasn't gross or disturbing it was just fucking stupid. And i know lots of people think this is cutting edge and like, so pushing the envelope, but seriously it is just fucking retarded, just like the first installment of the guinea pig series. The acting sucked, the FX sucked, the whole Blare Witch/Last Horror Movie cinematography sucked! Half the time you could barely see what was going on. I want the hour and a half of my life back, fuck, Ichi the Killer and Irreversible were more disturbing than this, and that's not saying very much. Seriously Fred Vogel and the whole Toetag team need to kill themselves or get a job in retail because the whole movie biz thing isn't working out. This felt like a bunch of dumbass fat slipknot worshiping wannabee goth kids got together and tried to make a horror flick on their mom's video camera and forgot to edit it. Fucking pitiful, not shocking, not disturbing, not anything but fucking stupid!
oh and so i don't forget I made a nice list of my top 20 horror flicks, not in any order, and it's all the original's. Fuck remakes:
1. Sleep Away Camp
2. Friday The 13th 6: Jason Lives
3. Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
4. Re-Animator
5. City Of The Living Dead
6. Opera
7. Tourist Trap
8. Demoni
9. Rosemary's Baby
10. Creepshow
11. My Bloody Valentine
12. Night Of The Creeps
13. The Burning
14. Dementia 13
15. Intruder
16. The Blind Dead
17. Candyman
18. The Descent
19. The Mutilator
20. Braindead
(this list is not permanent and could change tomorrow!)
Honorable Mention:
Maniac
Don't Go In The House
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The New York Ripper
Feast
Susperia
The Beyond
Child's Play
Bride Of Re-Animator
Psycho
The Prowler
Pieces
Audition
The Last Man On Earth
Jaws
Puppet Master
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Hatchet
It
Alice, Sweet Alice
House By The Cemetery
Anthropophagous
Children Of The Corn
Slumber Party Massacre
Street Trash
The Brood
Doctor Butcher
etc etc.....
Movies that didn't make the list, but are famous, but sucks balls:
Cannibal Holocaust: how this movie got hype at all is a mystery to me because it's fucking lame as shit!!
August Underground: dumb da dumb dumb...DUMB
Friday The 13th (That's right I said it!): I'm a fan of the franchise but the first movie was a bit shit for my taste, but then again the un-cut version is coming out next month so maybe my mind will change; stupid FCC.
Phantasm: lame lame lame
The Exorcist (except for that scene where she stabs her pussy with the cross)
Cannibal Ferox: almost stupider than Cannibal Holocaust
The Innocents: dumb
Any Remake because Re-makes are gay!
Saw (except that one scene where the girl get's thrown into a pit of hypodermic needles): also the main theme is pretty intense.
Hostle: total shit, and Tarentino presented it and he is a piece of shit too!!!
Most of the Brain Damage catalog, just awful crap.
Dead and Breakfast: i lost intrest in the second half
Amityville Horror: just plain awful, the dad got a little pissed off and then calmed down, nothing happened, lame!!!
blahh blahh...
I'm bored.
Return to Sleep Away Camp- lame, fucking lame, except for the last 5 minutes. the rest was fucking stupid! The original will always be the best!
Psycho (original): very nice, makes me reiterate that shit shouldn't be remade, if a B&W movie can still make you creeped out then they are still relevant, fuck the new shit!
Puppet Master 1 and 2: Good in a BeetleJuice kind of way. The second one was a bit better then the first because it was more wacky which usually sucks, but for this franchise, worked well.
The Innocents (1961): sucked donkey balls! It was on many top horror flick lists but for me was just lame. But then again I'm not a big fan of Ghost/Possession flicks.
Jaws (2nd viewing): fucking great!!! Classic!
The Mutilator: Cheesy theme song like Caddy Shack, but still my vote for one of the best slashers of all time. The fish hook scene alone was worth watching it!
The Prowler: Very Nice! I especially like the Boston-esque band at the dance.
Halloween (2nd viewing): Good, but a bit over rated. I'm still a fan of the slashers that came after.
Curtains: Ehh, part's were okay and part's sucked ass. A very low blood movie, a little creepy at times but could fade a way real easy, though I liked the ending. From the guys that made My Bloody Valentine, and the later was way better.
Phantasm: Sucked ass! Half the time you're wondering what's going on, and i know it was a dream but still, it was gay! The only thing this movie had going for it was the theme song which was a cross between the exorcist theme and the child's play theme.
August Underground Mortum: FUCKING AWFUL!!! this movie was so stupid, it wasn't gross or disturbing it was just fucking stupid. And i know lots of people think this is cutting edge and like, so pushing the envelope, but seriously it is just fucking retarded, just like the first installment of the guinea pig series. The acting sucked, the FX sucked, the whole Blare Witch/Last Horror Movie cinematography sucked! Half the time you could barely see what was going on. I want the hour and a half of my life back, fuck, Ichi the Killer and Irreversible were more disturbing than this, and that's not saying very much. Seriously Fred Vogel and the whole Toetag team need to kill themselves or get a job in retail because the whole movie biz thing isn't working out. This felt like a bunch of dumbass fat slipknot worshiping wannabee goth kids got together and tried to make a horror flick on their mom's video camera and forgot to edit it. Fucking pitiful, not shocking, not disturbing, not anything but fucking stupid!
oh and so i don't forget I made a nice list of my top 20 horror flicks, not in any order, and it's all the original's. Fuck remakes:
1. Sleep Away Camp
2. Friday The 13th 6: Jason Lives
3. Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
4. Re-Animator
5. City Of The Living Dead
6. Opera
7. Tourist Trap
8. Demoni
9. Rosemary's Baby
10. Creepshow
11. My Bloody Valentine
12. Night Of The Creeps
13. The Burning
14. Dementia 13
15. Intruder
16. The Blind Dead
17. Candyman
18. The Descent
19. The Mutilator
20. Braindead
(this list is not permanent and could change tomorrow!)
Honorable Mention:
Maniac
Don't Go In The House
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The New York Ripper
Feast
Susperia
The Beyond
Child's Play
Bride Of Re-Animator
Psycho
The Prowler
Pieces
Audition
The Last Man On Earth
Jaws
Puppet Master
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Hatchet
It
Alice, Sweet Alice
House By The Cemetery
Anthropophagous
Children Of The Corn
Slumber Party Massacre
Street Trash
The Brood
Doctor Butcher
etc etc.....
Movies that didn't make the list, but are famous, but sucks balls:
Cannibal Holocaust: how this movie got hype at all is a mystery to me because it's fucking lame as shit!!
August Underground: dumb da dumb dumb...DUMB
Friday The 13th (That's right I said it!): I'm a fan of the franchise but the first movie was a bit shit for my taste, but then again the un-cut version is coming out next month so maybe my mind will change; stupid FCC.
Phantasm: lame lame lame
The Exorcist (except for that scene where she stabs her pussy with the cross)
Cannibal Ferox: almost stupider than Cannibal Holocaust
The Innocents: dumb
Any Remake because Re-makes are gay!
Saw (except that one scene where the girl get's thrown into a pit of hypodermic needles): also the main theme is pretty intense.
Hostle: total shit, and Tarentino presented it and he is a piece of shit too!!!
Most of the Brain Damage catalog, just awful crap.
Dead and Breakfast: i lost intrest in the second half
Amityville Horror: just plain awful, the dad got a little pissed off and then calmed down, nothing happened, lame!!!
blahh blahh...
I'm bored.