So lately my life has not involved half as much tattooing, which has given me a good amount of time to waste looking at Illuminati conspiracy videos, and Nibiru(planet x) videos involving our culture's great demise in december 2012. Also this great Ween song:
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Ah... if only the apocalypse involed us being turned into trees, instead of just corpses.
On a separate note, I was in the starbucks in target the other day, and to individuals more heavily tattooed than myself were ordering drinks and talking to the workers about heroin addicts that drink lots of espresso. At the end of the conversation, he asks both of them of they're over 18. They both look slightly confused and answer saying they are in their early 20's. He responds with business cards for the shop he works at, and the phrase "Well, today is your lucky day." I doubt I'll ever be that arrogant.