And people think I'm spoiled
And it turns out they are wrong.. 40 makes you spoiled
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone (hello, who doesn't!)
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an iPod
(3) a photo printer (technically Dave's but since we are getting married...)
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(5) a childfree bathroom (that doesn't make you spoiled it means you don't have kids!)
(6) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(7) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(8) a working washer and dryer
(9) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
(10) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(11) a multi-speed bike
(12) a gym membership (used to)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(13) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (beach at the end of the street baby!!)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members
(15) two or more family cars
(16) a walk-in closet or pantry
(17) a yard
(18) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(19) good credit
(20) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(21) more than two credit cards bearing your name (just two + a debit card)
( ) a stock portfolio (Just my 401K and one mutual fund)
(22) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(23) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(24) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(25) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(26) been on a cruise
(27) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
(28) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
(29) been to Hawaii (Will be for the honeymoon)
(30) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(31) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to (as opposed to losing your house or being evicted)
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(32) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(33) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming lessons are important for a child)
(34) attend private school (briefly)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you (technically I didn't throw it for myself but it was only a slumber party so I'll say that that doesn't really count)
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone (hello, who doesn't!)
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an iPod
(3) a photo printer (technically Dave's but since we are getting married...)
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(5) a childfree bathroom (that doesn't make you spoiled it means you don't have kids!)
(6) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(7) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(8) a working washer and dryer
(9) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
(10) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(11) a multi-speed bike
(12) a gym membership (used to)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(13) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (beach at the end of the street baby!!)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members
(15) two or more family cars
(16) a walk-in closet or pantry
(17) a yard
(18) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(19) good credit
(20) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(21) more than two credit cards bearing your name (just two + a debit card)
( ) a stock portfolio (Just my 401K and one mutual fund)
(22) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(23) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(24) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(25) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(26) been on a cruise
(27) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
(28) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
(29) been to Hawaii (Will be for the honeymoon)
(30) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(31) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to (as opposed to losing your house or being evicted)
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(32) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(33) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming lessons are important for a child)
(34) attend private school (briefly)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you (technically I didn't throw it for myself but it was only a slumber party so I'll say that that doesn't really count)