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So i am on spring street avec stina and chloe godwin, looking for evan swatz and matt buche because we are playing a people scavenger hunt. Next thing i know, Christina is saying, HEY! you are john mayer and he said no, i am the ghost of john mayer here to tell you not to smoke ciggss. It was weird and douchey and then he mimiced christina being super shocked and excited but gave her an autograph. Evan and matt had the camera so there was no photo action. Christina, chloe and i go ALLL OVER soho yelling and calling everyone we know about how much of a dick john mayer is and how you shouldnt listen to his music. We also called Page Six of the NY POST to bitch about how he is a douche and christina left them a message so they could print it. 3 hours later, on another one of our searches we found matt and evan in the apple store. I am looking at ipod cases, having lots of trouble deciding which one to get and then (for the 2nd time) christina says JOHN MAYER!...AGAIN. and he was crrrazzy cool and he said how he was tired from shopping. Then i asked him which case to get and he starting talking about some weird stuff he did with Apple. Christina and I got pictures. Then we FREAKED out because we called the post and they were going to put bad things about him, so then christina left another message for them. While dropping Chloe off at the train several blocks from the apple store, we start laughing and laughing, and talking about john mayer and all the crazzinessssss, christina says, he is RIGHT there. and wow he was there for the third time! Christina screamed about how they were meant to be and he called us/her crazzyyy. So we are offically his posse/entourage/stalkers. IT was hilarious. 3 times. then christina ate bbq sauce through a straw and then the waiter joined in with her.

pictures later.

longness.

ENT doctor tomorrow, i hope they dont stick a camera up my nose.