Maggie Margolis by:Anna
Maggie Margolis never updates her livejournal with exciting things, but that doesn't mean they don't happen, cause they do. OH do they.
The first exciting thing of today was in swim gym. Maggie swam. It was orgasmically fantastic, I have never in my life wanted to jump in a pool fully clothed then when I was watching her do the backstroke.
The second exciting thing of the day was the christining of Maggie's firstborn child. It was a beautiful ceremony and I was thoughroughly impressed by the priest's ability to baptise a jewish baby. Religion fest '05 fo sho.
The third exciting thing of the today was the composition of this essay about the fabulous life of Maggie Margolis. It would be even better had I not written it in three minutes, but the fourth exciting thing of the day calls.
The fourth exciting thing of the day is that it is almost 11:23 and Maggie Margolis is very thirsty. Diaglogue:
"I'm so very thirsty!" said Maggie. So Anna replied, "I live in Queens, you're going to have to quench your thirst by yourself." Maggie was displeased, but all was well when she read this essay on her life and exclaimed, "That IS my life!"
And with that dear friends, I must bring this essay to a close, but keep it in mind that Maggie Margolis DOES do fun things, she's just not good at relaying them to the general public, or you, the livejournal users of the world.
Officially the best livejournal enterer ever, Anna Coe
The first exciting thing of today was in swim gym. Maggie swam. It was orgasmically fantastic, I have never in my life wanted to jump in a pool fully clothed then when I was watching her do the backstroke.
The second exciting thing of the day was the christining of Maggie's firstborn child. It was a beautiful ceremony and I was thoughroughly impressed by the priest's ability to baptise a jewish baby. Religion fest '05 fo sho.
The third exciting thing of the today was the composition of this essay about the fabulous life of Maggie Margolis. It would be even better had I not written it in three minutes, but the fourth exciting thing of the day calls.
The fourth exciting thing of the day is that it is almost 11:23 and Maggie Margolis is very thirsty. Diaglogue:
"I'm so very thirsty!" said Maggie. So Anna replied, "I live in Queens, you're going to have to quench your thirst by yourself." Maggie was displeased, but all was well when she read this essay on her life and exclaimed, "That IS my life!"
And with that dear friends, I must bring this essay to a close, but keep it in mind that Maggie Margolis DOES do fun things, she's just not good at relaying them to the general public, or you, the livejournal users of the world.
Officially the best livejournal enterer ever, Anna Coe