HAHAHAH!!!!
From the great mind of Matt McDonald:
"Listen. I think that by starting to continue to read this much of this, you have demonstrated a level of cognizance paralleled and surpassed only by mongoloids and higher thinking uprights. Congratulations, you are ready to experience the genius that is my excessively long run-on repetitive, sentences that are excessively long, repetitive, tell you about what my brain wants me to type, and what my fingers type when my brain tells them to.
I was watching the discovery channel on cartoon network and they told me in a dream that Darwinian theories of evolution were bullshit. They based this on one simple truth; losing a horn is regression, because horns are sweet. Since there are no longer unicorns, they must have regressed into horses. Survival of the dumbest? I think not. It has been proven over and over again in my delusions of scientific superiority that unicorns were hunted for there horns many many many years ago by what are now referenced as having been the hornless rhinos.
You're already totally wrong about the motivation behind this hunting. I know this because I say I do. The rhinos evolved horns of their own to help them hunt the unicorns for their horns which were in fact to be used to make the finest keys for the finest pianos EVER.
This was a short-sighted and never realized goal of the rhinos because they never EVOLVED opposable thumbs, which are, of course, a necessary component in piano construction.
The rhinos foolish dreams of life as thick-skinned concert pianists did not slow them in their antagonism of the unicorns, which at this point had long evolved from the primitive state of horsiness.
Some of the FIRST animal testing helped these "mythical" (historic and VERY real) creatures escape the persecution of the smelly old stupid dumb mean smelly rhinos. While testing an erection reversal drug to help early upright men concentrate on plowing the fields instead of plowing their wives, the unicorn fell into place as one of the most remarkable non-human test subjects IN THE UNIVERSE!
The new drugs chemical patterns were absorbed into the unicorns DNA and allowed them to retract their horns. WHOA! Holy shit! At this point the rhinocerii had few options and chose to go on eating grass, pooping grass poop, and not playing piano.
That is why now, what you overstuffed apes STILL call horses, should be recognized as what they truly are; HORNLESS UNICORNS.
Next time you want to preach about how bad animal testing is, remember the hornless unicorn and think about how many petting zoo visiting children could have lost their eye balls or accidentally been sodomized were it not for the scientists that were so long ago brave enough to test their drugs on the now hornless unicorn. Please don't call them horses, they ARE hornless unicorns and those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it which is sweet because this worked out to everyone's advantage. but still, don't call them horses.
REBUTAL?"
Excellent literature Matt :)
If you have Myspace which i don't support his ways http://groups.myspace.com/mealwysnotwrong
"Listen. I think that by starting to continue to read this much of this, you have demonstrated a level of cognizance paralleled and surpassed only by mongoloids and higher thinking uprights. Congratulations, you are ready to experience the genius that is my excessively long run-on repetitive, sentences that are excessively long, repetitive, tell you about what my brain wants me to type, and what my fingers type when my brain tells them to.
I was watching the discovery channel on cartoon network and they told me in a dream that Darwinian theories of evolution were bullshit. They based this on one simple truth; losing a horn is regression, because horns are sweet. Since there are no longer unicorns, they must have regressed into horses. Survival of the dumbest? I think not. It has been proven over and over again in my delusions of scientific superiority that unicorns were hunted for there horns many many many years ago by what are now referenced as having been the hornless rhinos.
You're already totally wrong about the motivation behind this hunting. I know this because I say I do. The rhinos evolved horns of their own to help them hunt the unicorns for their horns which were in fact to be used to make the finest keys for the finest pianos EVER.
This was a short-sighted and never realized goal of the rhinos because they never EVOLVED opposable thumbs, which are, of course, a necessary component in piano construction.
The rhinos foolish dreams of life as thick-skinned concert pianists did not slow them in their antagonism of the unicorns, which at this point had long evolved from the primitive state of horsiness.
Some of the FIRST animal testing helped these "mythical" (historic and VERY real) creatures escape the persecution of the smelly old stupid dumb mean smelly rhinos. While testing an erection reversal drug to help early upright men concentrate on plowing the fields instead of plowing their wives, the unicorn fell into place as one of the most remarkable non-human test subjects IN THE UNIVERSE!
The new drugs chemical patterns were absorbed into the unicorns DNA and allowed them to retract their horns. WHOA! Holy shit! At this point the rhinocerii had few options and chose to go on eating grass, pooping grass poop, and not playing piano.
That is why now, what you overstuffed apes STILL call horses, should be recognized as what they truly are; HORNLESS UNICORNS.
Next time you want to preach about how bad animal testing is, remember the hornless unicorn and think about how many petting zoo visiting children could have lost their eye balls or accidentally been sodomized were it not for the scientists that were so long ago brave enough to test their drugs on the now hornless unicorn. Please don't call them horses, they ARE hornless unicorns and those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it which is sweet because this worked out to everyone's advantage. but still, don't call them horses.
REBUTAL?"
Excellent literature Matt :)
If you have Myspace which i don't support his ways http://groups.myspace.com/mealwysnotwrong