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iheartpeen0r

New Year's?

Jan 05, 2009 00:35

I'm told I'm supposed to make some resolutions upon the new year. This has not been required of me before. I asked one of the janitors for some suggestions, and he said I could use some of his, but I'm not sure they make much sense. Here's what we came up with ( Read more... )

janitors, rituals, donkey show, new year's

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social_spastic January 7 2009, 10:31:29 UTC

:O Whats a donkey show???

multi_porpoise January 8 2009, 05:13:01 UTC

You really don't want to hear it, Naruto...

iheartpeen0r January 8 2009, 05:13:51 UTC

Oh! They're live shows they have in some of the rural areas in Mexico. They wait until the audience is suitably drunk, then they bring a male donkey on stage and have someone perform favors on it. They're very popular with tourists.

multi_porpoise January 8 2009, 05:14:54 UTC

Uh, thanks, Sai, that's more than enough...

iheartpeen0r January 8 2009, 05:15:12 UTC

???

social_spastic January 13 2009, 08:51:46 UTC

Huh? Favors? Like...party favors?

I don't get it...

iheartpeen0r January 20 2009, 05:46:25 UTC

Well... they have those, too, sometimes. But mostly there's lots of humping and licking.

social_spastic January 20 2009, 05:49:13 UTC

....omg ew

TMI DUDE

iheartpeen0r January 20 2009, 05:50:51 UTC

You asked.

social_spastic January 20 2009, 05:51:54 UTC

AND NOW I REALLY REALLY WISH I HADN'T ARE YOU SATISFIED SICKO

iheartpeen0r January 20 2009, 05:54:09 UTC

Not particularly. You're a pain in the ass.

social_spastic January 20 2009, 05:54:51 UTC

At least I'm not a DONKEY IN THE ASS

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heehee 'ass in the ass'

iheartpeen0r January 20 2009, 06:01:01 UTC

I really can't imagine having donkey in your ass could possibly be a good idea. You'd need stitches.

I don't know what that means...

social_spastic January 20 2009, 06:02:10 UTC

Well are we talking a whole donkey or YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND I DON'T WANNA KNOW LALALALALALA

'donkey' = 'ass'. 'Donkey in the ass' = 'Ass in the ass'.

iheartpeen0r January 20 2009, 06:05:40 UTC

Either way, it's probably bad. Well. The second way is technically possible, but it would take a lot more practice than I would ever be willing to put into it. There's good reason I went with tongue. :P

So I'm not missing a reference. Is it supposed to be cute?

social_spastic January 20 2009, 06:07:26 UTC

I SAID I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW GODDAMNIT SAI!!

Huh? I don't think so?

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