i take it back

[iheartmypillow]

you know how i'm always complaining about how skinny i am and how i want to get fatter? well, because cheese is a rare find in china (sucks to be lactose tolerant in a lactose intolerant society), i've been gorging on cookies and ice cream every day. and now i'm finding that my pants have become a wee bit more snug. so all the "i want to be fatter" talk will cease, because getting fat means new pants, and you all know how much i hate clothes shopping.

this may be the only time you will associate this next phrase with me: i need to go on a diet.