damn blondes. :/

Mar 16, 2004 19:36


i got an email today that had a few jokes. there was one blonde joke which i found worth sharing. i'll do my best to translate because it was in portuguese.

- there was this big meeting of women discussing which of the three was more intelligent. the brunette, the red head, or the blonde.

the brunette goes up on stage and said, "we were the first women to land on the moon!"

all of the brunette women in the crowd stood up and cheered.

then it was the turn of the red head. she said, "we were the first women to fabricate a computer."

the red head-minority-clapped.

then, the blonde went up to the stage and said with much pride, "us blondes still haven't done much, but we're already starting a project where we will be the first women to go to the sun!!"

everyone started cracking up and one brunette from the crowd screamed, "if you go to the sun,you'll burn to death, you airheads!"

then the blonde goes really close to the microphone and simply explains, "hello-o-o-o-o.. that's why we're going at night......".

haha.
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