Conversation From Work: A Little One-Act

[iheartleaven]

Scene: A cruel 7:30 A.M. A housecleaning company's office in SODO. Workers are preparing for a meeting. Two of them, strangers, are off to the side. One turns to the other and begins a conversation.

Her: Do you consider yourself emo?

Me: (Lips part, but remain in shocked silence.)

Her: Because you've really got that look down.

Me: I... guess in...

Comments

[tarandfeathrhim]

Yeah, when I first saw an episode of the OC I thought to myself "Oh my God, that guy is exactly like Ray!"

[iheartleaven]

I reply to you now from a position of Total Shame.

[tarandfeathrhim]

It's not your fault if network television steals from you. You could wear it as a badge of pride if you wanted: "I came first!"

[iheartleaven]

Plus, now I know who's been stealing my pencils all these years.

[tarandfeathrhim]

Totally Adam Brody.