dem rudeboys get a probation and rudeboys bomb up the town

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I'm a pretty lucky guy.

I've had so many opportunities just handed to me, including going to this shitty school that I'm always bitchin' about.
I always get beautiful girls to fall in love with me. Sometimes, if I'm really lucky, I can get two to fight over me at once.
My job doesn't even suck that bad.
I'm the hottest sophmore on campus with my fly mini-van.
I'm seeing Flogging Molly two times this week.
I have the best friends in the world.
I get all the free watermelon that I can fuckin' eat.