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iheartkarasu

Can't a boy and his puppet have a meal in peace?

Apr 26, 2006 02:05

So there I was eating my dumplings in peace and quiet when the lady at the counter oh-so-politely informs me that apparently Karasu is scaring the customers and maybe I shouldn't take my puppets with me when I go out to lunch in the civilian sector of Konoha ( Read more... )

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precious_cosmos April 26 2006, 21:09:45 UTC

Why do you still carry that thing around, anyway? Of course he freaks people out.

iheartkarasu April 27 2006, 04:14:02 UTC

Well ever since Sasori of the Red Sands betrayed the village and kicked the bucket, Karasu's been treated like a valuable piece of Suna's heritage. If I lost the damn thing, the puppet R&D center would be all over my ass in about three seconds no matter who my brother is.

Plus, y'know, the afore mentioned feelings.

precious_cosmos April 27 2006, 23:49:15 UTC

...If you feel that strongly about it, then maybe you shouldn't be eating here in the first place. *smirks* But you can come over for lunch at my house whenever you want. It's more private, and Daddy and I will try to let you eat in peace.

You've got to be kidding me.

iheartkarasu April 29 2006, 04:15:37 UTC

Man, everyone in this village wants to feed me lately.

.... are you coming on to me? O_O

As I said- he's a very sensitive puppet. *trys not to laugh*

precious_cosmos April 30 2006, 19:50:40 UTC

What can I say? Konoha's number one in hospitality! ^^

... OMG, I'm still determined to make Sasuke-kun mine! Where have you been? I still love him!

*hems and haws* ...Sort of. Kinda...

...Okay, not at all. But don't tell Forehead Girl that, 'kay? It's our little secret! ;D And I don't come on to guys. They come on to me. ♥

So if I insult him, will he cry inanimate tears? *smirks*

iheartkarasu May 1 2006, 05:52:56 UTC

Well, I'm starting to believe that. But then again, in my village our idea of hospitality is trying not to laugh when travellers pass out from heat exhaustion.

No, no. You tricked me for a moment there with your UTTER SINCERITY.

You don't come on to guys, eh? I bet you say that to ALL the boys.

Yes, but since those inanimate tears are usually made of poison, I wouldn't advise it.

precious_cosmos May 1 2006, 20:00:22 UTC

Remind me to pack an extra bottle of water whenever I visit, then.

What are you trying to say? Are you suggesting that I lie a lot?

Oh, I don't say that to every guy. Only the ones who deserve it. *winks*

...Thanks for the warning. That doesn't seem safe at all.

iheartkarasu May 8 2006, 21:56:16 UTC

For you, I'm sure we could spare some extra. There's plenty of water in Suna- you just need to know where to look.

No, I'm suggesting that you lie badly.

And I'm flattered, but I heard a rumour that you've been seen around with that perverted old guy. The one who writes porn novels. Well- you know what they say. Some things are better with age. Or something to that effect.

Well, what would you expect? The guy who made Karasu was something of a raving lunatic.

precious_cosmos May 8 2006, 22:16:57 UTC

Why for me? Am I that special to you all?

I don't think anyone asked for your opinion, y'know.

...That's not true. He offered to buy me a drink. Daddy won't let me drink until I turn eighteen, so...I decided to ditch him once I got my first taste of sake. *glares* Sakura told you, right? When I see that insanely huge forehead of hers, I'm gonna...! >(

Remind me why you still have him...

iheartkarasu May 8 2006, 22:26:08 UTC

Well, not you in particular, but my brother, like, wants to make love to your entire village or something so I wouldn't be surprised if anyone wearing the symbol of Konoha would get special treatment.

Granted, for us special treatment wouldn't entail much, but at the very least we'd give you water. But we might laugh at you first anyways.

Oh, I take back what I said. You're absolutely devious. That's totally hot.

I mean-

Actually, I can't remember who told me. It went something like Shino's bugs overheard the old man talking and told Akamaru who told Kiba who told Hinata who told Chouji who told- hey, is it natural for gossip to travel this quickly?

Yeah, you'd imagine I would have ditched him after that nutjob Sasori nearly killed me. But... they gave me Karasu when I was ten years old. I've made so many modifications to him over the years, I can't help but be a little attatched to him. Y'know, like an old, ratty teddy bear or something.

precious_cosmos May 8 2006, 22:52:08 UTC

*grins* Count me in, then! I'll come visit after the celebrations and festivals have died down. I love to get pampered.

Contrary to common belief, I'm not too picky. Laugh at me? Hmph. You're the one who just experienced snow for the first time.

...I'm totally what? I didn't hear you. Could you possibly, I don't know, repeat that? >)

I'm the one who starts gossip around here. I'll be paying Shino-kun a little visit later, though. And that old jerk promised not to say anything! I bet he's going around saying dirty things about me...I don't know what the rumor is about me, but I'm not a whore. Nuh-uh, definitely not.

Eww...you sound like Kiba. But I sort of wish I had a toy, too. >)

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