I...don't really have my history in mind right now. None of it matters.
So you've done something really big to be written in our books, huh? You must be really old. And powerful. I get it. So that's why you're from the future too.
Okay. Now I'm confused. If you're my great-great-great-great-great grandfather or something like that then you shouldn't know me. You should be, um, dead.
Worm turds? Ew...[and no, the kid is not laughing on the other side of the communicator, nope.]
He wasn't that bad. I wish he'd warned me before going away though...
Yeah, pretty much everyone in Konoha thinks I'm dead several times over, but part of that awesome I was talking about earlier involves me being neither dead nor decrepit.
You should be glad Orochimaru left. That guy is gross. What is up with all the barfing jutsu? Seriously.
Wow. That's really...wow. But what have you been doing all this time? I mean, if Konoha thinks you're dead, then...
Barfing jutsu? I've never seen him do any of those and...well, he was the only one who didn't lie to me. He's a lot better than those from Konoha.
[ooc: I've got class in five minutes. Can Sasu-chan join the yakitori thread? I hesitated since Madara's entry tags were only for the AU!Uchihas..well, sorry, see ya!]
Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that. Boring adult stuff.
Yuck, just be glad you never saw him do it. I get queasy just thinking about it. Puking up swords... Not classy.
I'm with you, though. Konoha sucks.
((OOC: fdgkkjfdkjgd Yeah he can join. He was mainly talking to the AUs because they're his kids, but he invited all Uchihas and OU is one too, so yeah. You might wanna timeskip and start a new thread for him because I have a feeling AU is gonna do his traumatized staring thing a lot.))
He threw up swords? Yuck. Still...he was the only one who told me the truth. Naruto and Shikamaru aren't bad. But they lied to me and I can't forgive them for that.
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Hey, I made yakitori. You want some?
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Uchiha Madara.
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So you've done something really big to be written in our books, huh? You must be really old. And powerful. I get it. So that's why you're from the future too.
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And I'm so awesome I make Orochimaru look like worm turds (which, by the way, is what I heard he was made out of - lots and lots of worm turds).
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Worm turds? Ew...[and no, the kid is not laughing on the other side of the communicator, nope.]
He wasn't that bad. I wish he'd warned me before going away though...
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You should be glad Orochimaru left. That guy is gross. What is up with all the barfing jutsu? Seriously.
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Barfing jutsu? I've never seen him do any of those and...well, he was the only one who didn't lie to me. He's a lot better than those from Konoha.
[ooc: I've got class in five minutes. Can Sasu-chan join the yakitori thread? I hesitated since Madara's entry tags were only for the AU!Uchihas..well, sorry, see ya!]
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Yuck, just be glad you never saw him do it. I get queasy just thinking about it. Puking up swords... Not classy.
I'm with you, though. Konoha sucks.
((OOC: fdgkkjfdkjgd Yeah he can join. He was mainly talking to the AUs because they're his kids, but he invited all Uchihas and OU is one too, so yeah. You might wanna timeskip and start a new thread for him because I have a feeling AU is gonna do his traumatized staring thing a lot.))
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He threw up swords? Yuck. Still...he was the only one who told me the truth. Naruto and Shikamaru aren't bad. But they lied to me and I can't forgive them for that.
[ooc: will do, thanks.]
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