Jun 19, 2005 19:22
x3Sincerly yOurz: happy fathers day
ihearthotcakes: y thank you
ihearthotcakes: just to let you know
ihearthotcakes: the babys doing fine
x3Sincerly yOurz: great, when am i going to see baby-jorge?
ihearthotcakes: whenever you can pay me some childsupport
x3Sincerly yOurz: i give you 5 dollars every 2 months i think thats enough
ihearthotcakes: u have no idea how hard it is raising that baby being a single father
x3Sincerly yOurz: u dont know how hard it is living 50,000 miles away from my baby son in idaho
ihearthotcakes: well maybe you should send some potatoes so we'll have some food once in a while
x3Sincerly yOurz: well if you sent me some vanilla flavored condoms i could have protected sex with marla, the nasty walkin std pahtatoe women
ihearthotcakes: what?
x3Sincerly yOurz: SEND ME SOME VANILLA FLAVORED CONDOMS SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MARLA THE PAHTOE MAN
ihearthotcakes: BUY YOUR OWN DAMN CONDOMS
x3Sincerly yOurz: I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF IDAHO!
ihearthotcakes: I HOPE U GET PREGNANT WITH A BABY POTATO!
x3Sincerly yOurz: I AM PREGANT! THE SEX WITH THE PAHTAOE WAS MUCH BETTER THAN UR SEX!!!!!!!!!
ihearthotcakes: UR JUST JEALOUS CUZ U CANT HAVE THIS NO MORE
x3Sincerly yOurz: I LEFT YOU!
ihearthotcakes: YEA CUZ I DID UR MOM!
x3Sincerly yOurz: :-(
x3Sincerly yOurz: do you know how horrible it is to see your 78 year old mother having sex with a 45 year old 4'11 345 pund mman?
ihearthotcakes: horrible cuz u cudnt get in on the action
x3Sincerly yOurz: you almost killed her!
ihearthotcakes: cuz im too good
x3Sincerly yOurz: ur 3 inch dick ripped her belly button
ihearthotcakes: she liked it
x3Sincerly yOurz: until she died from loosing too much blood
ihearthotcakes: at least she died happy
we're cool.........