am i racist? or just against chinks?

[iheartguns]

Further attesting to my theory that chinese people (herein referred to as "chinks") a) cannot and should not drive, and b) the chinks that do so happen to drive should have a higher insurance rate, a fucking chinky-eyed teenager rear-ended me in front of my parents house, at a RED LIGHT that had been red for quite some time, on a SIDE STREET. I, of course, got out of my car in an angry chink-racist rage, and started yelling at the teen. He said "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention" with his chinky accent. WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION? Dude, you're DRIVING. Pretty sure that calls for quite a lot of attention. So I continued to yell this at him, throwing in some racist slurs, TONS of f-bombs, and lots of rhetorical questions (i.e. are you retarded?). He kept apologizing refusely, and each time he did, I got angrier and angrier. He asked "Is there a dent?", to which I replied "You fucking tell me, you fucking hit me! Open your fucking slanty eyes, do you see a fucking dent?" (there was no dent - just my rage. It's the principal of it). Anyway, after a few more minutes of yelling I stormed back into my car, sat there for a minute, and fiddled around trying to find my phone. I think I scared the kid, because he drove super slow and I tried to go slower to make him go slower and eventually he would have to try and pass me. This didn't happen, and he eventually made a left-hand turn, to which I saw coming in my rear view mirrorm, and I slammed on my breaks and threw my gum at his parents' car.

Anyway, this whole "incident" just confirms that chinks cannot drive. Some of you may be scratching your head thinking, "She looks like she has slanty eyes", and lo and behold, I do. However, I can drive. It's ok for me to be racist because I'm 1/32 chinese (don't hold that against me, I'm a really nice person).

I'm angry. And I fucking hate chinese people.