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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a &*%$# light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the DAMN light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! AND I'M TIRED OF IT!! DO YOU HEAR ME??!!! LOOK AT ME!! YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!!!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
"Uh.....nothing dear............"
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass.
The results were pretty interesting:
-- 85% of women think their ass is too big.
-- 10% of women think their ass is too small.
-- The other 5% said they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a &*%$# light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the DAMN light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! AND I'M TIRED OF IT!! DO YOU HEAR ME??!!! LOOK AT ME!! YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!!!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
"Uh.....nothing dear............"
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass.
The results were pretty interesting:
-- 85% of women think their ass is too big.
-- 10% of women think their ass is too small.
-- The other 5% said they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.