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51% percent of men have broken a piece of furniture while having sex.
10 things not 2 do when ur drunk
1.stairmaster
2.make a few edits to tomorrow's presentation.
3.get within dialing distance of a phone when you're armed with your little black book of all your ex-boyfriend's numbers.
4.allow photos of any sort to be taken of you. they will end up on the internet.
5.jump onto the bar and show christina aguilera how its really done.
6.operate heavy machinery, especially karaoke machines.
7.email you rboss to let her know what you really think about all the no-talent losers you have to work with.
8.adopt anything:a puppy, a child, a british accent.
9. pick up the remote and check out whats for sale on the cable shopping channels.
10.tweeze your eyebrows.
42% of men have been stranded after a sex session.
"nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much the heart can hold"-Zelda Fitzgerald
"love is a fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house. you can never tell."-joan crawford
"sometimes your nearness takes my breath away;and all the things I want to say can find no voice. then, in silence, i can only hope my eyes will speak my heart"-robert sexton.
"i know ive made the right decision, when ive followed my heart"-diane lane
52% of israeli cosmo readers watch porn.
23% of spaniards have had sex with two people at the same time.
94$ of italians would rather have an unattractive partner who is great in bed than an attractive partner who is lousy in the sack.
51% percent of men have broken a piece of furniture while having sex.
10 things not 2 do when ur drunk
1.stairmaster
2.make a few edits to tomorrow's presentation.
3.get within dialing distance of a phone when you're armed with your little black book of all your ex-boyfriend's numbers.
4.allow photos of any sort to be taken of you. they will end up on the internet.
5.jump onto the bar and show christina aguilera how its really done.
6.operate heavy machinery, especially karaoke machines.
7.email you rboss to let her know what you really think about all the no-talent losers you have to work with.
8.adopt anything:a puppy, a child, a british accent.
9. pick up the remote and check out whats for sale on the cable shopping channels.
10.tweeze your eyebrows.
42% of men have been stranded after a sex session.
"nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much the heart can hold"-Zelda Fitzgerald
"love is a fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house. you can never tell."-joan crawford
"sometimes your nearness takes my breath away;and all the things I want to say can find no voice. then, in silence, i can only hope my eyes will speak my heart"-robert sexton.
"i know ive made the right decision, when ive followed my heart"-diane lane
52% of israeli cosmo readers watch porn.
23% of spaniards have had sex with two people at the same time.
94$ of italians would rather have an unattractive partner who is great in bed than an attractive partner who is lousy in the sack.