swollen glands..

Dec 21, 2003 22:27


well hello world. i have shocking news for all.. i mccall maynor have swollen glands. please do not fret or have a heart palputation, i will be alright. (for those of you who do not know what swollen glands are, i cant help you because i dont know either but taylor told me i had it so i do).this tragic news struck me last night as i noticed naduoles on the side of my throat while sniffing the yellow-lemon flavored sniffy marker in taylors computer room. it was very dramatic i might say but im learning to move on. i thought that maybe for this deathly painful ailment i would at least recieve a dissabled parking pass for the mall (i was wrong) oh well, not everyone can appreciate my strength through this god for saken hell i was put through. at least from this catastrophe i have developed a new life motto:who needs big boobs when you have big glands? aint that tha truth? i hope you will pass this message to others about the dangers of swollen glands. i also developed a new nickname from the disease:swollen gland girl.id rather just refer to myself as "heroe" because that is exactly what i am. it takes a lot to go through this process but i believe i have made it out stronger in the end. i do ask everyone to pray for me and my sickness and have a joyful holiday season.

peace.love.hampsters

mccall marie*
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