Beware of the asians that take too long in the bathroom

[iheartdmonkeys]

Today was a good day....got to make my mom breakfast for mother's day(Its not funny Ingrid-I CAN COOK)Almost fell down the stairs...Saw the LOVE of my life.Well not really but my ideal guy at the mall.GOD he was fuckin gorgeous.Again bumped Into this guy(I forgot his name)that i meet in a concert in hottopic.God this is the 3 time could it be destiny or something like that? He is hot but he has a girlfriend.Too bad for me. Saw these two asian dudes go to the bathroom...1 didnt come out untill 25 min later(seriously) the 2nd one didnt come out untill 20 minutes later. WTF? Does it take that long for a guy to piss or take a dump?FYI:There was no line to the men's bath room. Maybe they were watching porn and jacking off or something. I dunno..w/e. I wont poison my mind with that image.

For lauren: Are you feelimg a little better?

God I have no life....im gonna go eat tres leches now...