The Easter Bunny had sex with Mr. Chunks
Man I don't think that really happened but Mr. chunks was walking with a bit of a swagger this morning. Perhaps he devoured the easter bunny I have no clue, but one thing is for certain, Mr. Chunks is F-A-T fat! So the Easter bunny did make it to my house and I got some sweet stuff from him and I'm not talking about those circle chocolates that he dropped everywhere although those are good. Ahh so now on to business I figured since nobody else had written a post of boredom I should do it. I found out today that my 5 yr old cousin is a little hussy. Apparently she has 3 boyfriends in the Kindergarten, and when I asked her if she made out with the poo-poo pants kid she said no so atleast she's going for quality. Hmmm randomness is the key to this thing that I'm writing so I would just like to say that what eater would be complete without a little Carlton Heston and the 10 commandments. My dad loves that movie. I think he's jewish. Last time I checked though I am the coolest eight grader on my block because I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block. What?? no I'm not drunk either it just makes no sense anyways I sure hope we get our PA system back soon or I'm going to find the president of Fender and take a dump in his desk, bed, and car. Then I'm going to Sick Mr. Chunks on his Dog, and I'll make the gay cat have sex with it no, not mr. chunks, the small one is the gay one for those of you who know my cats intimately. And then I think I'm going to sick my cousin after his children and she'll kiss them all!!! Then I'll put strict nine in their guacamoli. All because Fender corporation has it out for Deviance.
yours in the shlong,
Phrank
yours in the shlong,
Phrank