hapy skippy welsch day
today is the first annual SKIPPY WELSCH DAY. this is where we congratulate you on all your accomplishments. this includes...
1. running into walls.
2. falling off your chair (atleast three times)
3. smiling uncontrolably.
4. investing like a pro.
5. trying to put your arm on the ledge and walk at the same time, only to smash your face on it.
6. teaching everybody that the singer is NOT Elton John, but is in fact John Elton.
7. managing to slide down the handrail of the stairs without any problems, and yet stumbling as you walked.
8. the discovery that if you roll your pants then you can make it twice as far without them falling down.
9. NOT having any teacher find out.
and now for the SKIPPY WELSCH THEME SONG!
he falls out of chairs
he smiles and swears
he loves to listen to John Elton
he is amazed by the silver meltin'
he runs into walls
he trips and falls
and who could this be?
it's WELSCH COMMA SKIPPY!
WE <3 YOU JACOB WELSCH
-k
1. running into walls.
2. falling off your chair (atleast three times)
3. smiling uncontrolably.
4. investing like a pro.
5. trying to put your arm on the ledge and walk at the same time, only to smash your face on it.
6. teaching everybody that the singer is NOT Elton John, but is in fact John Elton.
7. managing to slide down the handrail of the stairs without any problems, and yet stumbling as you walked.
8. the discovery that if you roll your pants then you can make it twice as far without them falling down.
9. NOT having any teacher find out.
and now for the SKIPPY WELSCH THEME SONG!
he falls out of chairs
he smiles and swears
he loves to listen to John Elton
he is amazed by the silver meltin'
he runs into walls
he trips and falls
and who could this be?
it's WELSCH COMMA SKIPPY!
WE <3 YOU JACOB WELSCH
-k