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quite sorry for breaking the double post ru-el! this has to do with asians though, so i thought it'd be ok haha.
You Know You're Asian If...
You make fun of your parents when they speak English.
People make fun of you when you speak English.
You live in Asia, or an Asianized area (i.e. Chinatown).
People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are actually from.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.
You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
You drool when the neighbors dog runs by you. (hahahahahaha)
You've eaten dog.
You've eaten cat.
Hell, you've eaten some kinda house pet you weren't supposed to.
You have about 12 or more Aunties or Uncles.
Your family owns Asian Cars.
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your family travels in groups in the airport. With video recording devices.
Nothing matches in your house.
You eat rice.
You eat rice with chopsticks.
When making decisions, you consider if it will bring dis-on-OR to yo family.
You're good at math and science.
Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
Your parents insist you marry within your race.
Your parents have never kissed you.
You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
You have black hair. And when you were younger it was a bowl cut.
You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
Your parents ask your teachers to give you more homework.
You're an engineer.
Your parents are engineers.
People tell you that you look like Mulan.
Wow, there's a movie called You Know You're Asian If... (1998) hahahahaha. You must be Asian if you've seen it.
You think you can sing, but you really can't.
YOU PLAY THE PIANO. Or the violin. ...or both.
yeah, i got about 15 of those...
ok so i was on imbd.com looking up how old lana from smallville is, and i guess it's her birthday today, but i was scrollin around and around and they have these message board thingers and i read the first subject and it said: I have NEVER seen an ugly half-caucasian/half-asian person so far...
uh...right herr!
why's it caucasian? white asian? confusing.
hahahahaha, asians.
*i'm half asian, so i'm allowed to say all that without it sounding racist.
-caitlin
You Know You're Asian If...
You make fun of your parents when they speak English.
People make fun of you when you speak English.
You live in Asia, or an Asianized area (i.e. Chinatown).
People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are actually from.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.
You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
You drool when the neighbors dog runs by you. (hahahahahaha)
You've eaten dog.
You've eaten cat.
Hell, you've eaten some kinda house pet you weren't supposed to.
You have about 12 or more Aunties or Uncles.
Your family owns Asian Cars.
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your family travels in groups in the airport. With video recording devices.
Nothing matches in your house.
You eat rice.
You eat rice with chopsticks.
When making decisions, you consider if it will bring dis-on-OR to yo family.
You're good at math and science.
Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
Your parents insist you marry within your race.
Your parents have never kissed you.
You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
You have black hair. And when you were younger it was a bowl cut.
You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
Your parents ask your teachers to give you more homework.
You're an engineer.
Your parents are engineers.
People tell you that you look like Mulan.
Wow, there's a movie called You Know You're Asian If... (1998) hahahahaha. You must be Asian if you've seen it.
You think you can sing, but you really can't.
YOU PLAY THE PIANO. Or the violin. ...or both.
yeah, i got about 15 of those...
ok so i was on imbd.com looking up how old lana from smallville is, and i guess it's her birthday today, but i was scrollin around and around and they have these message board thingers and i read the first subject and it said: I have NEVER seen an ugly half-caucasian/half-asian person so far...
uh...right herr!
why's it caucasian? white asian? confusing.
hahahahaha, asians.
*i'm half asian, so i'm allowed to say all that without it sounding racist.
-caitlin