the banker.
so on friday, the ultra preppy bank teller i have had a crush on for months slipped me his number on a deposit slip and asked me to go to a show with him. he saidhe had an extra ticket and it was an indie folk show. he then said 'kinda like phish'. my heart dropped, but i agreed to go anyway.
i bought new eyeshadow and a new dress/shirt so i could look cute.
he didnt call me back until 8:15, and by that point i assumed he was going to stand me up and was being bummed sitting in my bed naked and refusing to get dressed and ready for a date that wasnt going to happen. i text messaged my friends who were crashing a wedding in chicago. they said they would bash his face in if he didnt call. i talked to andy kochman and said i didnt understand why boys are so stupid with me. he said he would drive down from baltimore and beat him up and take me on a date. i like having friends that will threaten the lives of any boys that wont go on dates with me. i also made a myspace bulletin asking for a date. i got replies from vegan edge dudes all over the country who said they would take me on nice dates, if i were in their area. no one replied from south carolina. bitches!
anyway, he called and told me i had 15 minutes to get ready. so i put myself together in a fury and met him at the show. i looked adorable. i dont feel bad saying so, because i did. it was weird hanging out with him because hes the guy from the bank and i dont know naything about him, other than he wears pink ralph lauren shirts with pink ties, and he likes to talk aobut inappropriate things while at work. he was funny and nice and didnt seem weirded out about me being vegan or edge. he said he liked some girl from new jersey. so this was definitely a just friends kinda date, which was pretty perfect for me. no awkward hook up that would result in me having to get direct deposit. no second dates with the preppiest dude outside of chapel hill's frat row. we had fun, and i have a new friend. he said if i ever saw a show come through this venue again to tell him because he would go with me and get us in for free. thats a pretty sweet deal.
everyone at work has made fun of me for months about my crush on the "douchebag abrecrombie guy at the bank". i said i didnt care and it was love. ha. i went in today to visit and tell everyone how the date went, and find out that the dry erase board in the back room has been converted into an open urban outfitters petition.
i admit, i think its pretty funny. im sure the list will grow tomorrow when the weekday people come in. two dry erase boards of people begging not to go on another date with him again. i wont, so dont worry. it was pretty exciting though, being as i have never been on a date with a stranger before and no one has ever given me their number. it makes me feel pretty flattered that im attractive in a conventional way to conventional dudes, and not just in a hipster way.
i miss my boys who are in chicago right now. they come home tomorrow and i cant wait.
i bought new eyeshadow and a new dress/shirt so i could look cute.
he didnt call me back until 8:15, and by that point i assumed he was going to stand me up and was being bummed sitting in my bed naked and refusing to get dressed and ready for a date that wasnt going to happen. i text messaged my friends who were crashing a wedding in chicago. they said they would bash his face in if he didnt call. i talked to andy kochman and said i didnt understand why boys are so stupid with me. he said he would drive down from baltimore and beat him up and take me on a date. i like having friends that will threaten the lives of any boys that wont go on dates with me. i also made a myspace bulletin asking for a date. i got replies from vegan edge dudes all over the country who said they would take me on nice dates, if i were in their area. no one replied from south carolina. bitches!
anyway, he called and told me i had 15 minutes to get ready. so i put myself together in a fury and met him at the show. i looked adorable. i dont feel bad saying so, because i did. it was weird hanging out with him because hes the guy from the bank and i dont know naything about him, other than he wears pink ralph lauren shirts with pink ties, and he likes to talk aobut inappropriate things while at work. he was funny and nice and didnt seem weirded out about me being vegan or edge. he said he liked some girl from new jersey. so this was definitely a just friends kinda date, which was pretty perfect for me. no awkward hook up that would result in me having to get direct deposit. no second dates with the preppiest dude outside of chapel hill's frat row. we had fun, and i have a new friend. he said if i ever saw a show come through this venue again to tell him because he would go with me and get us in for free. thats a pretty sweet deal.
everyone at work has made fun of me for months about my crush on the "douchebag abrecrombie guy at the bank". i said i didnt care and it was love. ha. i went in today to visit and tell everyone how the date went, and find out that the dry erase board in the back room has been converted into an open urban outfitters petition.
i admit, i think its pretty funny. im sure the list will grow tomorrow when the weekday people come in. two dry erase boards of people begging not to go on another date with him again. i wont, so dont worry. it was pretty exciting though, being as i have never been on a date with a stranger before and no one has ever given me their number. it makes me feel pretty flattered that im attractive in a conventional way to conventional dudes, and not just in a hipster way.
i miss my boys who are in chicago right now. they come home tomorrow and i cant wait.