Inspired by the new network drama: NBC's ever-popular Late Night with Jay Leno Conan O'Brien Jay Leno again!.
Warnings: Spoilers for Children of Earth. Also, NBC's late night lineup. Also, possibly, a few upcoming porn films. Long post is long: 18 macros in total. Proceed with caution.
Notes: The porn thing is real. Edited to fix some booze-induced typos; I began my drinking binge early.