fourteenth flight - video;

[ihavettk]

[The camera comes into focus on a familiar (to some) chiseled jaw. Kon smiles and gives the camera a little wave.]Hey, guys. Been a while, huh? Well, for me. I've got no clue how long it's been here. Anyway. I'm back! This place seems about the same

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LET ME KNOW IF HE'S WEARING SOMETHING ELSE

[gotgreenmagic]

Nice to see you're still modeling the world's laziest costume, sport.

PLEASE HE DOESN'T OWN ANY OTHER CLOTHES.

[ihavettk]

Hey, if your clothes got destroyed as often as mine did, you'd go for lazy too. Also, cheap.

DEAR SANTA: GIVE KON A SHIRT WITHOUT A GIANT S ON IT.

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm just wondering what you wear if you need to go incognito. A three-piece suit, maybe?

NO. GIVE SHEGO A SHIRT WITH A GIANT S ON IT. SHE'S JUST JEALOUS.

[ihavettk]

Uh, usually plaid. And shirts in... different colors. Without an S on them.

SANTA YOU'RE BEING GROSSLY MISINFORMED

[gotgreenmagic]

Plaid?

Well, I guess being physically painful to look at is one way of maintaining a secret identity.

NUH UH, SANTA, KON WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU.

[ihavettk]

Which is why I don't have a secret identity on the Barge.

[gotgreenmagic]

Thanks, that's pretty merciful of you.

[ihavettk]

Plaid's not that terrible, though.

[gotgreenmagic]

Unless you're a lumberjack or a Catholic schoolgirl? It actually kind of is.

[ihavettk]

Or? Farmer!

[gotgreenmagic]

...

Or farmer.