twelfth flight--dictated--theoretically private but GLORIOUSLY public

[ihavettk]

[Kon is just beaming when he turns on the communicator. His message is technically for his boyfriend's ears only, but... he is not always the best at technology.]

Hey, Timmy, I've got a surprise for you up in the CES. I think you'll love it. But not as much as I love you!

All right, see you soon, okay?

Comments

[kingofrooks]

No one told me that there's homosexuality on this goddamn Barge!

[ welcome to Miller!Bats ]

[peektuttut]

...Bruce, what the hell?

[kingofrooks]

DON'T CALL ME THAT! I'M THE BATMAN!

[peektuttut]

What's wrong with you?

[kingofrooks]

No, the better question is what's wrong with you!

I'm not having a faggot working with me!

[peektuttut]

Wha - I'm not - I won't let you talk to me like that! [So very very distressed. D:]

[kingofrooks]

And what will you do to stop me?

[peektuttut]

You know what I can do. Leave Kon alone.

[kingofrooks]

No I don't. Your threats are empty. What will you do?

Scream at me?

[peektuttut]

[DRYLY:] No, I'll just be really, really gay at you. Don't you know it's catching?

[kingofrooks]

Stay away from me!

[peektuttut]

You stupid ass.

[kingofrooks]

Just because I don't want your pert little boy butt [ lmao oh god I just died typing that phrase ] doesn't mean I'm stupid. It means I'm a real man.

oh god I died reading it

[peektuttut]

One, gross, Bruce, seriously, and two, the fact that you didn't even think I was being sarcastic means you're a moron. You aren't Batman at all.

crying forever just crying

[kingofrooks]

I am, you little homotwit.

pretty much. Miller, what are you

[peektuttut]

Homot--

I'm starting to think you're younger than Dick.