Yet another Chunky Tale
I made the mistake of venturing out for a second time yesterday. When I arrived Tweed City my first observation was the abundance of fashion disasters walking around................ seriously. One word... Spandex. The lady I saw in the dogfood/perfume aisle (I know...) at a certain discount supermarket knows alllllll about spandex.
Furthermore, Have you noticed how some really dingy supermarkets have weird combinations of products in each aisle? For example: cat food, femenine hygiene.
Amusing, no? Now, I know what you're thinking. What the fuck was I doing in NSW, much less at Tweed City? Well I'll tell you what I was doing there. Searching for a certain shade of paper which was on clearance, and my sister needed for her business. We thought maybe going interstate would be a smart idea.......
It wasn't.
We couldn't even get a meal at McDonalds without them forgetting our coke.
Join me next week for another installment of Suffering and the City.
BREAKING NEWS:
Attempt #987 to attain Supergalactic Oneness is approximately 85% complete.
Furthermore, Have you noticed how some really dingy supermarkets have weird combinations of products in each aisle? For example: cat food, femenine hygiene.
Amusing, no? Now, I know what you're thinking. What the fuck was I doing in NSW, much less at Tweed City? Well I'll tell you what I was doing there. Searching for a certain shade of paper which was on clearance, and my sister needed for her business. We thought maybe going interstate would be a smart idea.......
It wasn't.
We couldn't even get a meal at McDonalds without them forgetting our coke.
Join me next week for another installment of Suffering and the City.
BREAKING NEWS:
Attempt #987 to attain Supergalactic Oneness is approximately 85% complete.