diareha ...
oh man .... yesterday i had REALLY BAD diareha ... and did i mention that i .... WASNT ON THE TOILET?! this is what happened ...
i was standing up durring class and i thought i had to fart ... so i do ... then i feel somthing sliding down my leg ... and everyone was like " EWWW! WHATS THAT SMELL?! " - i look down and there is brown slime going down my leg ... and i was like " OH SHIT ! "
and everyone was pointing at me and laughing saying .. " MIKKI SHIT HER PANTS! " so i ran to the bathroom . but i smelled the rest of the day ... my parents wouldnt pick me up ... no matter how many times i told them how bad i smelled ... :( IM GOING TO AGOURA TOMORROW . BEEP ME AND ILL CALL YOU ( if you wanna ... you know ... sniff grass ... or somthing ) [ 818 - 801 - 6369 ]
APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKER! [ about the shit thing ]ew ... that would have been sad ... and way gross ...
i was standing up durring class and i thought i had to fart ... so i do ... then i feel somthing sliding down my leg ... and everyone was like " EWWW! WHATS THAT SMELL?! " - i look down and there is brown slime going down my leg ... and i was like " OH SHIT ! "
and everyone was pointing at me and laughing saying .. " MIKKI SHIT HER PANTS! " so i ran to the bathroom . but i smelled the rest of the day ... my parents wouldnt pick me up ... no matter how many times i told them how bad i smelled ... :( IM GOING TO AGOURA TOMORROW . BEEP ME AND ILL CALL YOU ( if you wanna ... you know ... sniff grass ... or somthing ) [ 818 - 801 - 6369 ]
APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKER! [ about the shit thing ]ew ... that would have been sad ... and way gross ...