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Dec 13, 2006 21:41

okay I just blacked out for like a MONTH there.

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vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 21:45:10 UTC

I feel like I am missing stuff too. I checked the diary, but whole pages are missing. I keep finding stuff in there that I know I didn't write.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 21:54:33 UTC

I told Sirius not to smoke that fucking stuff in the Boys Dorm- wait have you been in the boys dorm Evans? You dirty slag.

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 21:56:38 UTC

You wish I had, James Potter.

This is definitely in my handwriting here- do you remember getting locked in a cupboard with me?

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:01:18 UTC

Like fuck I'd get in a cupboard with you.

'Oh Potter, this is all your stupid fault, god your HAIR is getting in my FACE. Urgh you're SO DISGUSTING. Stop BREATHING. You're so IRRITATING. I am so perfect and I can't believe I'm so CLOSE to you. GOD forbid I might get off my fucking throne and mix with the commoners!'

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:04:36 UTC

You're so charming.

Actually, apparently it went more like:

James! Stop banging on the door, you'll hurt yourself! I'm sure someone will come sooner or later.

Meanwhile. Well.

It's very cosy in here, isn't it?

I don't even remember saying that!

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:06:48 UTC

Oh how charming.

Well then what "happened"?

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:07:59 UTC

I'm reading.

...

Um.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:10:08 UTC

Oh look, Evans stuck for words.
First time for everything I suppose.

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:15:30 UTC

Pott- James.

Ithinkwehadsex.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:18:36 UTC

In your dreams, love.

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:20:12 UTC

Well you explain what is in the diary then! Honestly James. Do you think I'm thrilled by the idea?!

Anyway it's not just the diary. I sort of. Want to give you a blow job.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:22:40 UTC

It's not in th- okay it is. But it could mean ANYTHING- it doesn't- okay yeah it does look that way.
But neither of us- neither of us remember saying it. It was probably the Ravenclaws having a laug- wait. blowjob?

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:25:21 UTC

But it's in my handwriting, and I cast an anti-copy charm on all my handwriting! And yes- well. Blowjob.

I can't help it- I just have this urge for. . . James junior.

As if I have. . . well, been introduced to him before.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:28:13 UTC

Yes but we- we fell out. We weren't going- we aren't- We had a fight ... didn't we? Oh God I'm so confused.

vilyofthelalley December 13 2006, 22:32:35 UTC

I was angry at you.

I really don't feel angry at you now. Maybe- I forgave you? What was I angry at you for again?

Apparently we did some . . . acts, which the diary was to modest to post.

ihavebigprongs December 13 2006, 22:37:07 UTC

I'm- I'm not- you took my-

I can't wear white to my wedding?!

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