ATTN: THUGS

[ihavebigprongs]

Whoever thought it'd be hilarious to make a carbon copy of the Head Boy and have it cause rampage amongst my friends ... and my- my girl- ... my friend of girlness shall suffer my wrath. And believe me, this isn't just the usual James Potter wrath in which I set fire to your grannies but a full blown, authoritarian, face kicking, furniture

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[vilyofthelalley]

Oh, James, we will get to the bottom of this- I promise. And it's my duty as Head Girl, and your. . friend of girlness, to advise you against any face kicking etc.

[ihavebigprongs]

Did it hurt you? Are you okay?
You know, I need to ... face kick ... it's my duty as your ... friend of boyness.

[vilyofthelalley]

I'm fine, don't worry. And dashing as all the face kicking is. I'd rather have you, as my . . friend of boyness, to be kissing faces. Well. My face.

Lips.

[ihavebigprongs]

What did they say to you? Are you sure? I can have strong words with them if you like.
Mhmm, well, I'd rather be doing that too mmrrpphff.

[vilyofthelalley]

Mmmmmm-!

Well! Oh, oh wait- Mmph, yes, James-

WAIT. The frizzy one, Hermione, she called me Mrs. Potter!

[ihavebigprongs]

Mrleuphfu- pardon.

[vilyofthelalley]

James?! Are you ok?

Mrs. Potter, James!

[ihavebigprongs]

But.. BUT.. Mrs. Potter is- she's my mum?

[vilyofthelalley]

Well, um. I don't look like your mum, do I?

Because that's a tad creepy. Unless Hermione was implying that she well. Thought that-

Well. That we were married.

[ihavebigprongs]

Well, I could imagine a lot worse things than being with you for the rest of my life, Lily

[vilyofthelalley]

Oh James.

Me too. I mean. I would really.

Love that.

[ihavebigprongs]

I- you kno-
I love you, Lily Evans
Lily Potter

[vilyofthelalley]

Well! I love you. James Potter.

And now I'm going to kiss you a lot.