Oh joy

[ihaveasoul]

You know what's very irritating? Vanishing from your nice, warm office and finding yourself in a freaking paddy field in Vietnam. You know what makes it worse? Being handcuffed to a stranger. I think it's one of those 'Tennis Boys'.

Apparently, my vampiric strength is gone. Which is typical, just when I need it. So, after I'm now sitting in the ditch I dove into to avoid being vampire flambe.

This couldn't possibly get any worse