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evilein: hi, how are you? I am searching for someone from Mauritius, because I love your country so much!!! Can I ask you a few things about it??
Electrospetcer: Hello! I am actually not a Native, but I am here at the moment.
Electrospetcer: What did you want to ask?
evilein: oh, that's fine too, from where are you??
Electrospetcer: I'm originally from Canada
evilein: wow, that's cool
evilein: how old are you??
Electrospetcer: 25
evilein: I am from Austria and 16, a little bit young but I thinkit doesn't matter, or??
evilein: what's your name??
Electrospetcer: Simon
evilein: oh..., that's a really nice name..
evilein: my name is valentina
Electrospetcer: Why, thank you
evilein: what are you doing in Mauritius??
Electrospetcer: I actually got shipwrecked there when I was 17, and I had to wait a few days for the recue party to come. By the time they came, I had grown fond of the natives and decided to move there when I was older.
evilein: that's so cool, because Mauritius is so wonderful, what do you like most there??
Electrospetcer: I like to swim, it's one of my favorite past times... The Indian Ocean is a great place to swim
evilein: oh..I want to be there too
evilein: of course I will visit this beautiful country in some years
evilein: how long will you live there??
Electrospetcer: That's great!
Electrospetcer: Some of the natives are pretty bloodthirsty though
Electrospetcer: You have to watch out for them
Electrospetcer: I'm going to be here for the rest of my life
evilein: oh my god, is it expensive to live there??
Electrospetcer: The tradition on the island is to get rid of people once they reach the age of 25... it's sort of a sacrifice, to please the gods. You see, they've been pretty angry ever since the last Dodo disappeared from the island.
Electrospetcer: no, it's not expensive at all. All that the natives ask me to do is grow crops, feed local families, and let them touch my expensive leather jacket
Electrospetcer: I only have about 2 more years on the island... the only way I can hope to survive before they sacrifice me is if I become their chief
Electrospetcer: And the only way I'll be able to do that is if I pass a series of greusome but interesting tests
evilein: that's very difficult for me to understand all that what you are telling me, ...
evilein: but it is very interestingx
Electrospetcer: You should go there some time
Electrospetcer: But make sure that you aren't 25 or older
Electrospetcer: They will kill you
evilein: and why?? only if you aren't a native??
Electrospetcer: no, they kill anyone
Electrospetcer: even natives
Electrospetcer: the only way you wont die is if you are the chief
Electrospetcer: I'm happy to go as a sacrifice though, i love these people
evilein: that's very cruel, but how do you become a chief??
Electrospetcer: Oh, like I said, you have to go through a series of tests
evilein: oh, that's very exciting isn't it??
Electrospetcer: the first task is to pierce your body in such a way as to cause permanent disfigurement
Electrospetcer: the males usually drive a stake through their feet, it is the most popular AND attractive method
evilein: very brutal
Electrospetcer: the second task is to find a Dodo egg
Electrospetcer: this is a very hard task, seeing as how dodos are dead.
evilein: like in a movie
Electrospetcer: SHHH, don't say movie
Electrospetcer: you see, that's a swear word here
Electrospetcer: if anyone saw that word, they would kill me right now!
evilein: I am sorry!
evilein: do you tell me a joke? that's unbelieveable
Electrospetcer: anyway, the only way to convice people that I actually found a dodo egg, I would have to bring them to the side of a volcano and let them sniff the vapors coming out of a crack in the ground. This way, I can just hold up a rock and they look at it and to their intoxicated minds, it looks like a dodo egg
Electrospetcer: This is dangerous though, because people usually fall into the crack, and the vapors start smelling very potent
Electrospetcer: last time this happened, the reamaining sniffers started flipping out and knitting loincloths
Electrospetcer: it was called the great loincloth epidemic of '97
evilein: that's so interesting, but I am so sorry I have to go, because my brother want to the computer, but if you want you can write me a mail??
Electrospetcer: Oh, don't say mail!
Electrospetcer: That is another swear word, even worse than MOVIE
evilein: why??
Electrospetcer: Oh, there is no English equivalent, it's THAT bad
Electrospetcer: Can I talk to your brother?
evilein: okay my post address is :
evilein: hexy999@yahoo.de
evilein: will you write me??
Electrospetcer: oh, it depends, there is a blood drinking festival going on all week
Electrospetcer: I may forget how to use the computer
evilein: you are crazy
evilein: but sweet
Electrospetcer: wanna cyber?
evilein: hi, how are you? I am searching for someone from Mauritius, because I love your country so much!!! Can I ask you a few things about it??
Electrospetcer: Hello! I am actually not a Native, but I am here at the moment.
Electrospetcer: What did you want to ask?
evilein: oh, that's fine too, from where are you??
Electrospetcer: I'm originally from Canada
evilein: wow, that's cool
evilein: how old are you??
Electrospetcer: 25
evilein: I am from Austria and 16, a little bit young but I thinkit doesn't matter, or??
evilein: what's your name??
Electrospetcer: Simon
evilein: oh..., that's a really nice name..
evilein: my name is valentina
Electrospetcer: Why, thank you
evilein: what are you doing in Mauritius??
Electrospetcer: I actually got shipwrecked there when I was 17, and I had to wait a few days for the recue party to come. By the time they came, I had grown fond of the natives and decided to move there when I was older.
evilein: that's so cool, because Mauritius is so wonderful, what do you like most there??
Electrospetcer: I like to swim, it's one of my favorite past times... The Indian Ocean is a great place to swim
evilein: oh..I want to be there too
evilein: of course I will visit this beautiful country in some years
evilein: how long will you live there??
Electrospetcer: That's great!
Electrospetcer: Some of the natives are pretty bloodthirsty though
Electrospetcer: You have to watch out for them
Electrospetcer: I'm going to be here for the rest of my life
evilein: oh my god, is it expensive to live there??
Electrospetcer: The tradition on the island is to get rid of people once they reach the age of 25... it's sort of a sacrifice, to please the gods. You see, they've been pretty angry ever since the last Dodo disappeared from the island.
Electrospetcer: no, it's not expensive at all. All that the natives ask me to do is grow crops, feed local families, and let them touch my expensive leather jacket
Electrospetcer: I only have about 2 more years on the island... the only way I can hope to survive before they sacrifice me is if I become their chief
Electrospetcer: And the only way I'll be able to do that is if I pass a series of greusome but interesting tests
evilein: that's very difficult for me to understand all that what you are telling me, ...
evilein: but it is very interestingx
Electrospetcer: You should go there some time
Electrospetcer: But make sure that you aren't 25 or older
Electrospetcer: They will kill you
evilein: and why?? only if you aren't a native??
Electrospetcer: no, they kill anyone
Electrospetcer: even natives
Electrospetcer: the only way you wont die is if you are the chief
Electrospetcer: I'm happy to go as a sacrifice though, i love these people
evilein: that's very cruel, but how do you become a chief??
Electrospetcer: Oh, like I said, you have to go through a series of tests
evilein: oh, that's very exciting isn't it??
Electrospetcer: the first task is to pierce your body in such a way as to cause permanent disfigurement
Electrospetcer: the males usually drive a stake through their feet, it is the most popular AND attractive method
evilein: very brutal
Electrospetcer: the second task is to find a Dodo egg
Electrospetcer: this is a very hard task, seeing as how dodos are dead.
evilein: like in a movie
Electrospetcer: SHHH, don't say movie
Electrospetcer: you see, that's a swear word here
Electrospetcer: if anyone saw that word, they would kill me right now!
evilein: I am sorry!
evilein: do you tell me a joke? that's unbelieveable
Electrospetcer: anyway, the only way to convice people that I actually found a dodo egg, I would have to bring them to the side of a volcano and let them sniff the vapors coming out of a crack in the ground. This way, I can just hold up a rock and they look at it and to their intoxicated minds, it looks like a dodo egg
Electrospetcer: This is dangerous though, because people usually fall into the crack, and the vapors start smelling very potent
Electrospetcer: last time this happened, the reamaining sniffers started flipping out and knitting loincloths
Electrospetcer: it was called the great loincloth epidemic of '97
evilein: that's so interesting, but I am so sorry I have to go, because my brother want to the computer, but if you want you can write me a mail??
Electrospetcer: Oh, don't say mail!
Electrospetcer: That is another swear word, even worse than MOVIE
evilein: why??
Electrospetcer: Oh, there is no English equivalent, it's THAT bad
Electrospetcer: Can I talk to your brother?
evilein: okay my post address is :
evilein: hexy999@yahoo.de
evilein: will you write me??
Electrospetcer: oh, it depends, there is a blood drinking festival going on all week
Electrospetcer: I may forget how to use the computer
evilein: you are crazy
evilein: but sweet
Electrospetcer: wanna cyber?