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it is almost 4:00 in the morning and i can not sleep. i am not tired, bored, excited, or 'inspired'. however i am alive, and that is a blessing i suppose.
if the old woman next door has poison ivy growing in her backyard, do not act concerned and do not cut it down to try and help her. she will take you to court for property damage and blame you for ruining her garden. the court will not make you pay for the damages, but the court itself will award the old $700 so that she may replant her (poison)ivy, and you will look like a bastard for picking on an old woman.
if the old woman next door has poison ivy growing in her backyard, do not act concerned and do not cut it down to try and help her. she will take you to court for property damage and blame you for ruining her garden. the court will not make you pay for the damages, but the court itself will award the old $700 so that she may replant her (poison)ivy, and you will look like a bastard for picking on an old woman.