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Bowser - 20 Exposition Round II - Yes, Those are Ninja Koopas.They Are Canon. Someone App Them Now.

Mar 18, 2011 01:07

( Delivered to Watt and Parakarry this evening in an envelope )

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[Text] mailcalltime March 18 2011, 17:57:09 UTC

*An hour later Bowser receives an online message*

Mom! Dad! Why do you look so pixelated?
What are your demands?

Re: [Text] ihateplumbers March 18 2011, 18:32:59 UTC

Because your parents are old and all old things look pixilated. It's like how before 1940 the entire world was in black and white, and then things only became very slowly colored.

Show up for morning drills, Sergeant.

Do what I tell you to do.

[Text] mailcalltime March 18 2011, 18:46:19 UTC

You really are terrible. What happens if I refuse?

Re: [Text] ihateplumbers March 18 2011, 19:04:16 UTC

I've always wanted a paratroopa-feather-down pillow.

How many times do you think I'd have to have their wings plucked to get enough feathers to do that? Five? Six?

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electriccharge March 18 2011, 20:52:16 UTC

[aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! This cues her to send a very quick message to Bowser!]

Why do you have my mom?!

ihateplumbers March 18 2011, 21:23:33 UTC

Because you didn't show up to morning drills.

Your contract states that any failure to abide by your required duties may result in either you or your family being imprisoned. Or worse.

I decided to take your mother instead of you.

electriccharge March 18 2011, 22:13:23 UTC

But I don't remember signing that contract! I wasn't myself last week, just like everyone else!!

ihateplumbers March 18 2011, 22:56:37 UTC

Remind me about why I should care.

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