Private Level 5 to Kamek

[ihateplumbers]

Kamek can you make a hair growth potion or something? Can you make hair grow?

Also, can you find someone for Lemmy to steal from so he can get some money for Christmas?

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[geometricmagic]

Yes...that's easy. Why? are you balding?

Well, if it's money he wants, he could just come to me for that. How much is he going to need?

[ihateplumbers]

Mario will shave off his mustache for Christmas if I give him my hair.

Can you make a voodoo doll out of his mustache or something?

He wants like a thousand dollars.

[geometricmagic]

You and Mario are exchanging hair. As Christmas gifts.

That's, err....new. Alright, I'll get started as soon as possible. How much hair are we talking?

And the mustache. I don't want to touch it. That should be enough to work with. Gross.

...on second thought, this would be a good opportunity for him to learn to be evil. I doubt any student around here would carry that much money with them. A teacher, maybe.

[ihateplumbers]

Did Luigi send you a stupid little message about what you wanted for Christmas? All "Oh Bowser we're best friends what do you want for Christmas" and if it had been on a piece of paper it would have been written in a glitter pen on perfumed stationary? He sent a message like that to me.

Yeah well, anyway, somehow me wanting Luigi to kidnap Princess Peach turned into Mario and I exchanging hair. Listen, I can't explain it.

From what I gather, most of the hair on my head. Somehow Mario thinks that's more fair than giving him just, like, a lock or something. He's an idiot.

Fine, turn it into a lesson for Lemmy and any of my other kids who want to go along. Have them kidnap someone and hold them for ransom, or something.