Bowser 07

[ihateplumbers]

I woke up this morning back to normal. Whoever decided to do that, I will find you. And you will know my wrath. It will involve fire. A lot of fire.

Even though it was the most refreshing week I've had in years.

How lucky you all were to experience me as a child, precious few still living have known that joy.

Isn't that right, Yoshi? Hahaha

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[king_of_the_boo]

...

And so the fun ends..

[ihateplumbers]

Are you saying you preferred child me?

[king_of_the_boo]

Sure. You were a great artist.

[ihateplumbers]

I had a thing for crayons at that age.

It was fun drawing your lame face on your door, I must admit. Like drawing a ball of sad.

[mailcalltime]

Yes, you were quite the precocious child.

And it was an absolute joy washing out crayon from a leather mailbag as well.

[ihateplumbers]

Any time, Parakenney.

We could make it a weekly thing.

[mailcalltime]

No thank you.

I don't think I would be able to handle seeing your great artistic talent so often. My belongings even less so.

[ihateplumbers]

Your loss.

[geometricmagic]

No one had to babysit you, sir. They will never know the full extent of the physical and psychological effects it'll have on a person.

[ihateplumbers]

You keep that up and I'll send you back home to babysit everyone else.

[brattykoopa]

You were so cute, Daddykins.

But Kamek was even more of an insufferable brat than usual! Did you ever find out who did that to you?

[ihateplumbers]

No, we never figured it out.

And I wasn't cute, I was fierce and strikingly handsome. Like I always am.

[mister_nintendo]

It'sa great to see you back... [Not really]

[ihateplumbers]

And it'sa great to see your happy, shining face.

Enjoy your special present, Mario?

[mister_nintendo]

Yeah, it wassa so funny! You always-a have the best gifts, Bowser!