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This is the day I've been dreaming of for so long now. Brian's brother knocked up the most obnoxious beast known to man. Forget everything you know about Richard Simmons or The Desperate Housewives, this bitch takes the cake. She takes the cake, shoves it all up her unshaven hippie asshole, and still complains with her horrible trademark female screech.
What's so great about it?
They
Are
Both
Sixteen.
I should probably feel bad considering a baby has to be brought into the world by an incompetent juggalo boy and that cock-chomping she-wench, but I hate babies anyway so it doesn't matter. It's three lives ruined for the price of one. It's not like the baby would enjoy living anyway, my own research shows that babies actually WANT to die. If you leave a baby alone for 5 minutes (or days, or whatever) the first thing it does is try to end it's own life. Be it by starvation, or chewing through 10,000 watts of electrical spaghetti that baby is planning a quick escape from this world.
Seriously, throw a baby in a pool and see if it tries to escape. No. It just drowns. And the screams you hear? Screams of pure joy. If you're still having doubts then go ahead and set another baby in the road. If you ever notice a bird in the road and try to run it over you'll notice that birds hate getting hit by cars so they fly out of the way. What does the baby do? It lays there like an ignorant little speed bump!
Man babies piss me off. So do new people. We have new people at work which means once again I'm hearing "You should dye your hair red, it will look like fire!
"
How about you shut the fuck up before your house looks like it's on fire?
What's so great about it?
They
Are
Both
Sixteen.
I should probably feel bad considering a baby has to be brought into the world by an incompetent juggalo boy and that cock-chomping she-wench, but I hate babies anyway so it doesn't matter. It's three lives ruined for the price of one. It's not like the baby would enjoy living anyway, my own research shows that babies actually WANT to die. If you leave a baby alone for 5 minutes (or days, or whatever) the first thing it does is try to end it's own life. Be it by starvation, or chewing through 10,000 watts of electrical spaghetti that baby is planning a quick escape from this world.
Seriously, throw a baby in a pool and see if it tries to escape. No. It just drowns. And the screams you hear? Screams of pure joy. If you're still having doubts then go ahead and set another baby in the road. If you ever notice a bird in the road and try to run it over you'll notice that birds hate getting hit by cars so they fly out of the way. What does the baby do? It lays there like an ignorant little speed bump!
Man babies piss me off. So do new people. We have new people at work which means once again I'm hearing "You should dye your hair red, it will look like fire!
"
How about you shut the fuck up before your house looks like it's on fire?