My alt!Language macroz, let me show you them

[maypanic]

Apparently, I can do either funny or non-English. Attempt at both may result in brainz implosion.

Could you just trust me that it's much funnier if you make up your own translation?
If not, there's alt text with mouse-over.

Comments

[ladymalchav]

What kind of shoes is he wearing in the last one? They are magical!

[maypanic]

Ghillie brogues, traditional kilt shoes.

[ladymalchav]

Oooooooooh.

Damn, now I feel I've failed my ancestors by not knowing that. :(

[maypanic]

Dinna fash yersel, darlin', it's no common knowledge. Repeat "Real men wear kilts" three times and I'm sure they'll forgive you.

[luxurias_slave]

heheh, they certainly do! also, icon love x 1000 mmm brenden

[maypanic]

Thank you kindly. ;)
It's by theo_winterwood

[honorh]

I purely adore your icon.