TBH, I don't know if teh post contains a spoiler or not. If you don't know the spoiler then this won't be a spoiler, but just to be on the safe side, let's say it is and don't click if you don't know Capt. Jack's secret. Note to self: don't try to sound even half-intelligent after midnight.
Anyway, onto the macros!
Caps from time-and-space.co.uk & Google