Visual open letter to the BBC (nsfw, briefly, no pun intended)

[sternbergzookie]

Matt Smith recently appeared in a film called Christopher and His Kind. The BBC decided that, due to so many people associating Matt with Eleven, he could not appear naked in the film. Geoffrey Sax the director, said, "They told me I must not show Doctor Who’s bare bottom. They were quite firm about that, even though Matt was playing an entirely different character. They have invested a lot in him as the 11th Doctor and were due to make a second series with him, so they were obviously anxious to protect their property. So I said: 'OK, you won’t see his bare behind.'"

Wait--huh? Last I checked, the Doctor may belong to the BBC, but Matt's arse is his property alone. I was annoyed, and so composed this:

EDIT: Thanks to the_willows, I have a new shot of said bare bottom. Frolicking in the waves, too. Thanks!