SPOILERS: None that I know of, unless you somehow managed to absolutely miss the fact that the end of Journey's End ever happened.
No, sadly, not a macro.
But this is still silly. And look! In the disclaimer, it's dedicated to this comm!
Not very long at all, and utterly silly!crack
Perfect for anyone having a bad day/night/mood. :)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5671675/1/THAR_BE_HYPNOBOOBIES_HERE