☼ 4TH WALL ☼

[ihasastrawhat]

[So the moment happens when Luffy's awake, once again being bored in the living room of the Nakamapartment.

He's out of crayons today, since he broke too many. Honestly? Luffy is bored out of his mind. Just sitting here and watching everyone do everything was boring as all hell.]

Something fun needs to happen...

[...but what's that noise....?

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[gavemyword]

[Sorry Captain, we all know how bored you get. Still, your first mate's having himself a little lie down over on the couch. Bothersome nakama need not apply. And if that roof's about to cave in, well...]

SNORE.

[klutzyjustice]

[And this is where Tashigi runs into the room, looking very bewildered, and a little confused, and...

She stops running, takes two steps--

and trips over Zoro. Oops.]

[gavemyword]

[SNORT. B-Bu... h...

Before he can see who it is:]

OI! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO--

[Cue awkward silence as he chokes on his spit.]

[klutzyjustice]

Heyyy-- what's the big idea, sleeping on the floor like--

[Oh. Wait.

...WAIT A MINUTE.]

YOU!

[gavemyword]

[Give him a sec, he's still choking.

...

Okay, there. He's good to go.]

YOU! THE HELL'RE YOU DOING HERE?! [Drawing his swords because, yeah, reaction time. :|b]

[klutzyjustice]

OH AWESOME IT'S A SWORD FIGHT.

And she reaches for hers but her glasses--they're on the edge of her nose--]

I'm here to take you in! You can't escape this time, Roronoa Zoro!

[gavemyword]

How did you even get here?! [Grrr. He tries to jab you away with the butt of his sword. Why can't you go harass other pirates for a change?]

[stolethehat]

I was wondering who made all that noise. Honestly.

[gavemyword]

[I'm sorry, I don't think you heard him the first time:]

SNORE.

[stolethehat]

[Oh really? Well then... Have a nice BIG SPECIAL HOLLOW biting on your face!]

[1/2]

[gavemyword]

[A Big Special Hollow?? Psh. More like Big Silly H--]

-- OW! THE HELL...?!

[2/2] -- boooooo I don't remember what the big special hollow does. 8,|c

[gavemyword]

You again! Tch. I don't have time to play with you. Go away.

[Makes a "shoo fly" kind of gesture in your direction. Be a good girl and get. Unkie Zoro wants his nap.]

Chew u up and spit u out. :x

[stolethehat]

[Don't make her wack you with the parasol.]

Ill in manners as always. Or have you forgotten after I was kind enough to drop you on the way?

He's all slobbery, then. No different from his usual. :|a

[gavemyword]

Why do you keep bringing that up?! [IRRITATION do you see it?] That was one time!

[Or maybe two or... three...]

[mrnavigator]

[Wonders in, trying to figure out what the hell kind of place they're in and how he got here and... Stops. And stares.]

Zoro...ko?

[gavemyword]

[He snorts and rolls over, scratching himself. It's all very manly.]

Snghhhhh... SNORE.