Jun 11, 2010 23:40
BZZZZT!
[And late at night, there are two straw hat pirates sleeping. Chopper's been sharing Luffy's bed as of late due to angsting, but of course, cuteness does have its down sides. Because Luffy is an idiot. Luffy just snores again, but Chopper screams as he's rudely roused from slumber.]
"OOWWW! Wh-what was that?!"
[Luffy mumbles.] Nnng... huh...? Wha'sit?
BZZZZT THIS IS YOUR COMMUNICATOR, LUFFY.
[His skin's still rubber... he doesn't feel it. Unfortunately... Chopper does. There's silence... then the slapping sound of a hoof punching the rubbery flesh.]
"DUMBASS! Don't do that again!"
OW! Hey, don't punch me! [And the sound of another punch, this time from Luffy.]
"I'll punch you if I want to, idiot! Don't keep that around so closely if it's gonna shock other people too!"
[PUNCH!]
I didn't mean to keep it in my pocket! Stupid!
[PUNCH!]
"Asshole!"
[The transmission fades from the sounds of punching and insults as captain and reindeer square off against each other.]
don't sleep with your comm in your pocke,
shocked post,
faaaaaaail,
luffy is an idiot,
chopper you jerk,
nope still rubber