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[ihasanarmy]

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[Voice function switches on. With a vengeance.]

WRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

PURGATORY?! WHY AM I, THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME KING BOWSER, STUCK IN PURGATORY?

AND WHO MADE THESE TINY KEYS?!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!!
FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'

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[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

I CAN MAKE LOUD NOISES TOO!

Welcome to Purgatory.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

GOOD FOR YOU.

SO DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE OR ARE YOU JUST PROVIDING COMMENTARY?!

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

A LITTLE OF BOTH

This is Purgatory, you've been sent here to repent for your sins, in theory. But a charming gentleman like yourself seems so out of place, I can't imagine you deserving this place at all! The Gods must have made a mistake.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

FINALLY! SOMEONE WITH SOME GOOD TASTE.

SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

Oh, no real reason. A few broken hearts, my winsome character and face are more a curse than a blessing. So sad.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN YOU WOMEN FLIRT BUT DON'T MEAN IT

WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS FOR ONCE?!

[Voice] 1/idk

[norealsmiles]

...

[Voice] 2/idk

[norealsmiles]

...

[Voice] 3/4

[norealsmiles]

.

[Voice] 4/4 Done

[norealsmiles]

I'm so sorry. I won't do it again.

Re: [Voice] 4/4 Done

[ihasanarmy]

GOOD!

Now weren't you going to tell me something?

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

That's pretty much all there is to say, actually.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

Oh.

....

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

There are lots of monsters on the streets though, so you should find some shelter somewhere! A lot of the buildings are empty, if it's safe you can probably grab one for yourself. Just make sure no one else is living there already.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

FINALLY SOME USEF--

WAIT

... HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIT INTO THOSE TINY BUILDINGS?!

[Voice] I love him.

[norealsmiles]

You're that big? Well, I have no idea, Mr. Bowser.